Sometimes it wasn't so much what she said, but her tone of voice that hurt

The apples were working hard to prove that they could, in fact, fall far from the tree.

As the sun beat down she realized... she was one hot chick!

Jack looked sadly up the hill at the well. Jill had taken both in the divorce.

Hansel and Gretel realized the irony too late. Neither of them really liked gingerbread.

Since the No Smoking law, Puff found he wasn't welcome anywhere.